Tuesday, February 15, 2005

One Liners for Code Cowboys - Thank you Andy

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

Code so clean you could eat off it!

A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'Go to Hell', sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.

A core dump is your computer's way of saying "Here's what's on my mind, what's on yours?"

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11.

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

My operat~1 system unders~1 long filena~1 , does yours?

Programmer's Drinking Song: 99 programming bugs in the code / 99 programming bugs / Fix one bug / compile it again / now there's 100 bugs in the code!

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't...